I like how the biggest mall in France keeps its humble roots as a village grocery fresh.
The supermarket evacuation. This is probably what apocalypse will look like.
When you find your sugar daddy at the supermarket
So, I went shopping in France with @descampsdavid. It was the most surrealistic experience ever. We got our cart kidnapped by overzealous employees, apparently motivated by the state of emergency to provide more chaos in their supermarket (here the vortex of kidnapped carts – I heard an old lady protesting that what the third time she got hers gone with the madness-driven workers around them in the main alley), then we had to abandon our cart because the supermarket was evacuated.
Shower gel from Hell
And at night, they get out of the liquor cabinet and stab you in the throat while you sleep